Snap Judgment: Ninja Assassin

Randy: More for Saw fans than for anybody interested in an actual martial arts flick. The shiny-ketchup blood is eye-rolling without eliciting any meaningful, visceral response to the violence. Corny, without the honor of being campy. Verdict: [F]

Kyle: I don't know why Randy rented Ninja Assassin, but I saw it on the big screen (bigger globs of shiny-ketchup blood) when it first came out... knowing it would be bad. I'd say more, if it weren't for its damning lack of memorability--even as a massive failure. Verdict: [F]