Dinos break 1M glass ceiling

Randy: With no small help from our childishly differing opinions and playground spats, Dinosaur Jury has broken the 1 million global ranking mark in Alexa. I have no idea if I said that correctly. Kyle will be in here in a moment to add a bunch of hyphens to that statement. But as an added bonus, we're now more relevant in the United States than five other websites owned by our day job corporate masters. Sux0r it, Musician.com, Giardinelli, PrivateReserveGuitar, GuitarSale, and 4lyons. Not bad for a month-and-a-half's worth of pithy arguments.

Kyle: But we can't take full credit for our massive victory. No, a slice of our popularity pie must be served to you, our loyal audience. If it weren't for you, quivering with anticipation each day, your hungry mouths frothing anxiously to see what we "genius bloggers" will come up with next, we could never have toppled the mighty beasts of e-commerce Randy mentions above.

So while he and I will each take a bow and accept your gifts, we do so with humble hearts. For though there is only room for two thrones in this castle, the kingdom, truly, is owned by its peasants.